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Have you ever been tongue tied when it comes dating. Well, not anymore. I came up with a solution. Just remember, the more you practise, the better you will get at it ..’ Try some of these next time. Remember to thank me, when you get lucky. Jokes aside, I laughed my head off when I came across these myself.

1. “Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.”
2. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
3. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
4. “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
5. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
6. “Is your name Summer? Because you’re hot and I want to be near you.”
7. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

“You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

• “Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.”
• “You’re like a fine wine, you just get better with age.”
• “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

• “You must be a beaming light because you brighten up my day.”
• “You must be a Snickers bar because you satisfy me.”
• “Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.”
• “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”
• “I must be a photographer because I can’t stop picturing us together.”
• “Are you a wifi signal? Because I feel a strong connection.”
• “You must be a shooting star because you rock my world.”
• “Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.”
• “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.”

Àrèmúorin – Anthony Everest is a Multi Awardee Conscious Writer / Holistic Jazz Soul Singer-Songwriter, Author, Producer. No1, 49+ Weeks, Jazz Charts. (C) 2022 Aremuorin All Rights Reserved